Time to play dirty!

Well done on your answer, little squeaker, but I’m upping the stakes!

I am in the abbey and have my knife poised to strike! Answer me this riddle, or else one of Redwall’s residents gets it! And by it, I MEAN DEATH!

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?


Every day you go without an answer will result in the execution of one of Redwall’s residents. At the end of the seventh day, I will burn your beloved tapestry!


First on the chopping block: Fat old Friar Hugo.

Better not mess with me!

The Answer is your breath, wimp!

So you think you're a clever little mouse...

Hahaha! Well done, my little squeaker. You got the last answer very quickly. You must have had help, as there is no way that your feeble mind could act so quickly. Leave your elders out of this, or is your mommy always going to fight your quarrels for you?

 But surely you did not think that a single answer would banish me so easily, did you? For I am CLUNY the great tactician, whose mind is a sharp as a razor's edge! BANISH ME?! Tut-tut, little squeaker, not so easy by half.

That is not to say that I am not disappointed. I have so many secrets I wish to share with the world about you.

To that end, let's play some more... a poem for you:

It's light as a feather,
There's nothing in it;
Yet the strongest man can't hold it
For much more than a minute!

What am I?

You have 7 days to come up with your answer, squeaker. Or else I shall raze this blog to the ground!
You have my word on that!

Yours oh-so sincerely,
Cluny the Scourge

The terrifying answer.

Dear Cluny, you underestimated me. You seek onions. That is your answer. I banish you from my Blog.

This Reading Room has been taken HOSTAGE!

I, the vile and indomitable Cluny the SCOURGE, have assumed control of this blog! It fell before my might much easier than Redwall! I needed no false parleys, and I did not even need to tunnel beneath the walls! I AM INVINCIBLE!

To the so-called Rufus Redkite,

Your intellect is nothing compared to mine. I hereby issue you a challenge: the following riddle must be solved by this time next week, or I will post embarrassing secrets about you on your blog for everyone to see! You will know shame, hero! I know all of your secrets....

Answer me this:

Take off my skin, and I won't cry. But YOU will! What am I?


Fare thee well, false hero.

I spit on you and yours,
Cluny the Scourge

I have to refresh!

Man, I just got back on to my blog. I am in middle sch- cooooooooolllll.......... I just found a Redwall TV show on Netflix. Max, Sara, it looks awesome, check it out now!!!!!! I just got Refreshed!