I, the vile and indomitable Cluny the SCOURGE, have assumed control of this blog! It fell before my might much easier than Redwall! I needed no false parleys, and I did not even need to tunnel beneath the walls! I AM INVINCIBLE!
To the so-called Rufus Redkite,
Your intellect is nothing compared to mine. I hereby issue you a challenge: the following riddle must be solved by this time next week, or I will post embarrassing secrets about you on your blog for everyone to see! You will know shame, hero! I know all of your secrets....
Answer me this:
Take off my skin, and I won't cry. But YOU will! What am I?
Fare thee well, false hero.
I spit on you and yours,
Cluny the Scourge
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